Archive for December, 2003

Oh yeah

Wednesday, December 31st, 2003

Oh yeah if any of you are wondering why you can’t read ‘s journal entries it is because they are written with white bits on a white file. A special white-bit exposing pen is available by sending her SAE with £10.


Wednesday, December 31st, 2003

back in bath, although the christmas tree seems to have gone bad (it drank all the beer in the fridge and pissed in the rubber-plant) in our absence, either that or we have both spontaneously developed allergies to it or something.

For more doubtless spurious, doubtless nonsense read on.


Monday, December 15th, 2003

M now has a live journal: 561

You know you aren’t eating enough fruit when…

Monday, December 15th, 2003

You look in the fruitbowl and think to yourself “Wait a minute, i don’t remember buying those kiwis”

Then you stop for a moment before realising that they are satsumas.


Wednesday, December 10th, 2003

Last night i dreamed of caterpillars and centipedes, this morning i overslept.

Eddie Izzard

Wednesday, December 10th, 2003

We went to see eddie izzard in birmingham this evening, in general it was cool (i.e. it was funny, although not as funny as i have seen in previous live performances). The gig was at the NIA and we worked out that there must have been between 5000 and 8000 people there, so it really was an arena tour. We were sitting quite far back (mr izzard was about 2 centimeters high relatively speaking) so the only way of getting a decent view was via the projected video screen, which begs the question why not have spent 1/2 the amount of money (ok i didn’t actually buy the tickets but….) on just buying the inevitable DVD and watching it in a more comfortable chair, with of the gig in a month or twos time…..

I am obviously becoming a gnarly old sceptic as i have also wondered about the following:

Why do coffee beans cost more than ground coffee in the supermarket (the weight and volume is practially identical)