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My computer is broken, will you fix it?
Probably not.
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You broke my computer, will you fix it?
Probably, but can you prove that I broke it?
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You broke my computer, can I sue you?
No, probably not, first see question 2.
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How do I get you to help with XXX?
First look on
google, it will probably be the
first thing I do, then check my
F.A.Q. to
see if your question is answered there, then maybe consider emailing
me, or buying me coffee.
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It's an emergency I need to talk to you
and you aren't around!!
Note that this isn't
a question. Try emailing me, if I'm not online I'm probably busy doing
something else. If that fails I can frequently be found on the
anarres mud and occasionally on
the
cryosphere mud
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Why are you buzzing and talking too
quickly?
I have probably been fed too much
coffee.
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Why are you falling asleep when I talk to
you?
I have probably been fed too little
coffee.
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Can I buy you coffee?
Yes.
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What version of linux do you run?
Umm 2.6.13 at the moment... but you probably meant to ask which
distribution, I use:
Gentoo ubuntu
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Why did you just walk past me and ignore
me?
Nothing personal, i just didn't notice
you.
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Why zoot?
Zoot
is the coolest muppet by far.
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Who's fault is it?
Er yeah, probably mine.
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What is your favourite Star Trek episode?
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When are you going to finish your thesis?
Hah! I've finished it! na nah! Weren't expecting that, were you...
